Making fun of almost every Operating System

What OS do you use?

Windows
Noob!


Mac OSx
Oh. You're one of those people.


Linspire
Why are people like you even allowed to use computers?


Unix (command-line)
Have you been under a rock for the past 20 years? Is that a slide rule I see in your back pocket?


DOS
You use DOS? Why? What's your problem?


OS/2
Ahhhhhhhh! Moron alert!


Puppy Linux
How dare you call that Linux.


Fedora core 5
What do you use, a main frame? Isn't that a worse memory hog than windows?


Xandros
You actually paid money for that?


Knoppix
What did you do, lose your hard drive?


Windows 3.1
What the heck do you think you can do with a computer that old? It's what, 50 MHz?